For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones
Kangaroos are animals that seem like they should be cryptids but it’s an entire species.
God: What if we just made a really horrible man? Give it. Give it lots of things. Tail leg. Belly sack. Talons. Abs. taste for flesh. Valid driver’s license. Fur.
the ability to beat the goddamn piss out of you.
and taunt you afterward
excuse me, this is an actual kangaroo? not a cunning-edit furry joke? you’re telling me this is what literal live kangaroos look like in real life?
yeah kangaroos are actually pretty mean looking. The cute ones are wallabies.
